Last week I did a small bike trip and, not even 5 minutes after the start, I encountered a “no bikes between 06:30 and 08:30 allowed on the train” sign. It was 07:30.

At the start

I was due to tranfer to an intercity train on which I had reserved a spot for my bike. So I didn’t want to get kicked off the local train.

The second train, with mandatory bike reservation, because it can get overrun by bike tourists in the summer
Mythen from the south
The third train, without reservations, but with lots of bikes! I had to run up 4 train wagons to find a free bike slot!
Mythen from the north

On the way home I caught sight of this guy:

It’s just a bag, no bigger than the suitcases of some international cyclists
For only 135 bucks! You can pay for a lot of reservations with that, but it would solve the rush hour and no empty bike spots problems
Fortunately I have some “free” material in my cupboard

It could double as a picnic blanket or emergency shelter. Two-way zips on either end? Loops for anchoring to the ground? Or to attach to a tree and keep the material off my face? What about the mosquitoes? And the slugs? Stop stop stop…

It’s just a bag … it doesn’t have to do everything!

But with cords closing the ends off it could also work as a hammock! No zipper that gets stuck or breaks! And they’re a bitch to sew. No, no, no, this is getting too complicated.

The bike needs to be able to go into the bag quickly, protect the front wheel, look as much like a “suitcase” as possible, and fold up really small.

Already much better

A strap attached to the saddle allows you to lift the bike directly, so the bag doesn’t have to carry the weight and probably split apart.

The loose front wheel should be attached to the frame, with some protective material in between. This could serve as an overhang for the bivvy sack … Really? Am I going to wait out a massive thunderstorm covered by this thin material? Now if I had a comfy seat to sit on …

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